4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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