do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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