Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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