are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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