wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Can't talk, ducks in the car
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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