After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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