so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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