Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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