So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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