We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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