sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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