Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i dont even know how to be here
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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