Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It was like giving head to a cactus.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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