My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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