So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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