scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just want nice things and good sex
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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