i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My liver is preforming stress tests.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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