so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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