On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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