I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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