Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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