That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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