THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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