He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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