I think I died a long time ago.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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