Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i would punch a child for taco bell
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
