I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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