lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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