Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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