i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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