I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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