At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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