Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
then he tried to convert me to islam
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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