So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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