he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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