But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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