No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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