She is in my trunk
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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