I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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