Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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