dude i'm inner monologue high
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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You. Win. At. Life.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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