I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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