I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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