yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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