that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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