I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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