What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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