So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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