We won't sleep together?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm too high and old for this...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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