ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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